No Gimmicks. Pirate Homes and Realty is a straight shooting group of top agents that have only one goal when you list your house or property with get it sold. We don't charge upfront fees to list with our agents, our agents/company only get paid for results. In other words, if we don't sell your house we don't get paid. We take pride in pricing our properties correctly and guiding our homeowners through the selling process while representing their best interest and trying to maximize the returns for our owners. If you want a soft spoken agent that will take the first offer for much less, then our company isn't for you, If you want a agency that will fight for your every nickel, then we are your agency!!! Our motto is...if we can't sell it you might want to just burn it down.